WASHINGTON, D.C. 7/14/2006
Regarding the successful transition of the Muthanna province of Iraq into total Iraqi control, President Bush held a press conference, including leaders from both parties.
Many congratulated the President and the Iraqi people for this successful milestone in Iraq's transition into a free state, but alas, not all were happy about the situation, specifically, one congressman John P. Murtha (D-PA), who needed to be escorted from the scene.
After a diaper change and a burp, it was reported that Congressman Murtha was resting comfortably in a crib in the Capitol Rotunda.
(Filed under fun stuff, Murtha Must Go!)
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Now there is more reason for Murtha to cry--
Gateway Pundit reports that a second Iraqi province has been turned over to full Iraqi control. Read the whole thing.