Sunday, July 02, 2006

The Peoples Cube : New Dem Strategy

The post below is supposed to be satire, but amazingly the strategy outlined actually resembles reality more than humorous fiction, and it would certainly not be too funny for America should these folks ever get the keys back to run the country again in this post 9-11 world.
Groupthink; New Dem Strategy: Everyone Cuts And Runs: "Encouraged by the media success of their 'Bring the troops home before the job is done' campaign, Democrat leadership decided to expand this strategy to other groups of society. The new 'Cut and Run For America' campaign to send everybody home before the job is done will first be tested on government employees - teachers, doctors, police, firefighters - and later cover the rest of the population. 'Americans need to stop trying,' explained the new compassionate strategy Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV). 'We deeply believe that most people in this country would like to stay low, stop thinking, stop fending for themselves, and just live off government handouts.' "

"To cut and run is every American's right, entitlement, and a patriotic duty," demanded Rep. John Murtha (D-PA), adding that this plan is likely to become a central issue in the upcoming November elections. "If we grant every American the right to walk away from any task without completing it, they'll all vote for us. I would!"more